I'm a girl watcher, I'm a girl watcher,
Watchin' girls go by, my, my, my.
I'm a girl watcher, I'm a girl watcher,

Here comes one now.
Mm-mm-mmh!


I was just a boy when I threw away my toys,
I found a new pastime to dwell on.
Whenever I detect members of the other sex,

I play the game I do so well on.

I'm a girl watcher, I'm a girl watcher,

Watchin' girls go by, my, my, my.
I'm a girl watcher, I'm a girl watcher,
Here comes one now.


[Instrumental break.]


Owh, there, female, my my, but you do look swell.
Could you please walk a little slower.
Wonder if you know that you're puttin' on a show?

Could you please walk a little closer.

I'm a girl watcher, I'm a girl watcher,

Watchin' girls go by, my, my, my.
I'm a girl watcher, I'm a girl watcher,
Here comes one now.

Mm-mm-mmh!