GIRL 1
Fifty Shades of Grey
My new favorite book

Every fantasy
Right in front of me
I can read it while I cook


Fifty Shades of Grey
How can I refuse

In my boring life
As a plain housewife
I can dream of being sexually abused


GIRL 2
Fifty Shades of Grey

No way
Every page I read
Makes eyeballs bleed

Someone please explain
How this makes sense


Fifty Shades of Grey
It's wrong
This degrading fluff

I have had enough!
Mommy !@^* at women's rights expense.


GIRL 1 + 2
This is so well written
Who the $#&@ would write this

Every word describes exactly how I want to feel within
What a bad example for (every girl)
Every girl should read this book

I just hope that men don't get the wrong ideals from reading...

GUY

Fifty Shade of Grey
I pray that no one realizes
That I am loving it.

Every bit.
Oh...
Hope no one finds out I'm reading


Fifty Shades of Gray
I know that I should be ashamed of this

But I can't resist.
My poor wrist!
Oh...

Hope no one finds out I'm reading