I reflect on my reflection
And I ask myself the question
What's the right direction

to go
I don't know


Am I a man
or am I a muppet
(Am I a muppet)

If I'm a muppet
then I'm a very manly muppet
(Very manly muppet)

Am I a muppet?
(Muppet)
Or am I a man?

(Am I a man)
If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man
(A muppet of a man)


I look into these eyes
And I don't recognize

The one I see inside
It's time for me to decide


Am I a man
Or am I a muppet?
(Am I a muppet)

If I'm a muppet

well I'm a very manly muppet

(Very manly muppet)
Am I a muppet
(Muppet)

Or am I a man?
(Am I a man)
If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man

(A muppet of a man)

Here I go again

My goal is runnin' out of time
I think I made up my mind
Now I understand who I am


I'm a man


I'm a muppet
Yeah!


I'm a muppet of a man

I'm a very manly muppet


I'm a muppet-y man!


That's what I am