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THE MIDNIGHT BEAST lyrics : "Wands"

I'm Gary potter,
You haven't heard'a me (no)
You may of seen my bro in the Potter Octalogy (what?)

That's eight films you know, I'm quite smart
But that didn't help... getting me a Harry Potter part


Should'a gone to Hogwarts, I didn't get in
Now I'm living life as a wizard has been
'Cause life's not pretty, it's actually grim

Not a fairytale by J.K Rowling

The wands on the streets are dangerous

They're easy to get, I got two!!
It don't matter if you're famous
We're still gonna come for you


Hanging round the streets
Getting wasted on Butter-beer

Disappear, steal a couple tings from the sweet shop
Reappear...
I got a bump on my head like a tortoise

Running head first at 9 and 3 quarters

Everybody put your wand in the air

Put your wand in the air
Put your wand in the air
If you don't get respect


put your wand in the air
Put your wand in the air

Put your wand in the air
If you're a wizard reject


Put your wand in the air
Put your wand in the air
Put your wand in the air

If you can't do a spell

put your wand in the air

Put your wand in the air
Put your wand in the air
Dumbledor you as well (sorry)


I used to go to Hogwarts but I had enough
Soon as I got sorted and put in to Hufflepuff

Told the sorting hat, go $#[email protected] yourself and I quit
'Cause everybody knows that Hufflepuff is %#@!


I'm dead sirius... black was my heart when my girl got stole
Hermione YOU ATE MY SOUL
Like a demontor... Weasley I'm coming for you

I got Wizard GPS on my Nimbus broom

Us gingers are meant to stick together...

Just kidding
It's just a Hedwig


put your wand in the air
Put your wand in the air
Put your wand in the air

If you don't get respect

put your wand in the air

Put your wand in the air
Put your wand in the air
If you're a wizard reject


Put your wand in the air
Put your wand in the air

Put your wand in the air
Because magic is sick


put your wand in the air
Put your wand in the air
Put your wand in the air

Voldemort? You're a dick! Oi!

I'll give you a guess which house I was in
Aloehomora your legs n i'll slytherin


All the witches in the place
Think I'm pretty harmless till
I expelliarmous from
My dickaramous


What do you expect-o?
After I got hexed ohhh
Now I walk round with a constant erecto

Would you help reducto

Might involve a $#[email protected] though
Hogwarts threw me out quick
For rubbing my broomstick

put your wand in the air

Put your wand in the air
Put your wand in the air
If you don't get respect

put your wand in the air
Put your wand in the air

Put your wand in the air
If you're a wizard reject

Put your wand in the air
Put your wand in the air
Put your wand in the air
I keep a spare in my pocket


put your wand in the air
Put your wand in the air
Put your wand in the air
If you're a nasty fat hobbit

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