We're going to Ibiza,
It's just like England with sun
There's lots of English people

Having English fun

If you don't leave home much

This is the place to be
We'll dance to bull%#@! dj's
Playing bull%#@! beats


No better way to sunbathe
With a KFC

No need for rubbish bins,
Just throw it in the sea


I thought I'd live a little,
Try some new foods but
I was relieved to find

They got a Pizza Hut

I was relieved to find

They got a Pizza Hut

Pizza Hut


Pizza in Ibiza
Picking the cheese out of your teeth

Feeling the sand under your feet
Eating a lovely Margarita


Pizza in Ibiza
Watching the waves wash up a sheath
Feeling the bass and drums control me

Eating a lovely pepperoni

The clubs will suck you dry,

More than the mosquitos
The cheapest drink you'll find, only fourteen euros


The cities packed with beauties,
Always underdressed
You better bring your own baps

'Cause it's a sausage fest

We buying drugs, and taking them in clubs

Oh %#@! we just bought aspirin
We really feel like mugs


We in the VIP with bottled vodka and tequila
But can't afford the entry fee, our table's on the beach


Not like we knew you're from England
Without you waving a flag
What happens here in beefa, stays in beefa

Till you're tagged

Then your girlfriend sees you riding,

On a stripper-snorting blow
When she dumps you, you think '$#&@ her... 'cause she can't take a joke'


I thought I'd live a little,
Try some new foods but
I was relieved to find

They got a Pizza Hut

Pizza in Ibiza

Picking the cheese out of your teeth
Feeling the sand under your feet
Eating a lovely Margarita


Pizza in Ibiza
Watching the waves wash up a breezer

Feeling the bass and drums control me
Eating a loverly Calzone


Ride the bus
Stuffed crust
Living like kings
Chicken wings


And then a salad!
What?
COVERED IN CHEEESSSEEE! OHHH!

And then we all catch a venereal disease


Throwing up
Stuffed crust
Have a fight
Cheesy bites


A+E, can't feel your head
With pepperoni and a side of garlic bread

Pizza in Ibiza

Picking the cheese out of your teeth
Feeling the sand under your feet
Eating a lovely Margarita

Pizza in Ibiza
Watching the waves wash up a sheath

Feeling the bass and drums control me
Eating a lovely pepperoni