If a girl wont come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down

(She must be a lesbian)
If she don't like me
(She must be a lesbian)

I'll let her down lightly
(You must be a lesbian)


I'm at a party, I'm a girl machine
I'm gonna have sex with them all, if you know what I mean
It's like a sweet sixteen, but the girls are eighteen

And I can't wait to peel em like a tangerine

I'm gonna g... go down on em like a submarine

Submarines are fun he he he he heee
I-I-I walk to a hottie and turn on my charm
But before I can start I hear a rape alarm


It's going (woop woop)
I can't feel my ears I think they're bleeding

From the (woop woop)
I can't work out why the girls are screaming


I'm the best looking boy in the world
Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls


I still hear the (woop woop)
Maybe if I let her she would me with a (woop woop)
I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me


I'm the best looking boy in sight no hang on
I bet she likes boobies right?


If a girl wont come round
(She must be a lesbian)

Or turns me down
(She must be a lesbian)
If she don't like me

(She must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly
(Ohh, You must be a lesbian)


If a girl wont kiss
(She's taking a piss)

Or get down with this
(I can't believe it)
If she doesn't fancy me (wayoo)

She must bat for the other team
She's a lesbian.


Take two, it's my rapping debut
I'm having trouble trying to find a better girl to pursue
I'm like a fire truck WHAT! Full of muscley guys?

I meant a pun where I'd compare the hose to my own size

And then I see her, and I start feeling sick

I say my name is Pogo, you want to jump on my stick? (boing)
I woo her with my words, ask if I can poker face?
She doesn't see the funny side and sprays my face with mace


It's going
I can't feel my eyes I think they're bleeding

From the
I can't work out why the girl is screaming


I'm the best looking boy in the world
Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls


I still feel the
Maybe she could me up my with a


I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me

I'm the best looking boy in sight, holy smokes

I bet she likes boobies right?

If a girl wont come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down

(She must be a lesbian)
If she don't like me
(She must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly
(She must be a lesbian)


If a girl wont kiss
(She's taking a piss)
Or get down with this
(I can't believe it)

If she don't give me the eye. (wayohh)
She must drive on the other side.
She's a lesbian.

That girl must be a lesbian.

T-t-that girl must be a lesbian.
T-t-that girl must be a lesbian.
T-t-that girl must be a lesbian.
She's a lesbian.

I-I-It's your birthday!

You go girl. What's your name! ?
I like your... shoes.

We are two boys, and we're looking for two girls.
They are two girls, let's talk to the girls.
How are you?
What's your name?

I tried to talk, But I just came, in my pants.
I am sad.
Chatting up to girls is really rad.

If a girl wont come round...
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down...

(She must be a lesbian)
If she don't like me...
(She must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly
(Uhh, your a lesbian.)

If a girl can act.

(She must be a thespian.)
Is that right? Yeah!
She must be a thespian.
If she doesn't fancy me. (wayhoo)
She must bat for the other team.
She's a lesbian.


That girl, she must be a lesbian.
That girl, she must be a lesbian.
That girl, she must be a lesbian.
(Lesbian.)She's a lesbian.

Les-les-lesbian.
She's a. That girl she must be a lesbian.

She's a lesbian.
Les-les-lesbian.
She's a. That girl she must be a lesbian.
She's a lesbian.