We're the greatest unsigned gimmick rap band from south west London
We're not unsigned because we're %#@!, we're unsigned because corporation

suck
And because we're %#@!
Shut up Ash


Mum, your little boys flown from the nest
Moved in with his best boyfriends

We're the best
To a very big mansion of a crib
No more nappies, no more bibs

What?
Nothing
Errr, We got our own fridge


The wide worlds very, very mean
But mum, I can handle myself you'll soon see!

Just the other day I was walking, felt a tap on my shoulder
There's a shark standing there and he looks much older


He's like 'RAR RAR RAR'
I turn around and I'm like 'What the hell?'
He looks back at me, he's like 'RAR RAR RAR'

I look at him and I'm like 'What the hell? What the hell?'

Then I kicked the shark in the face

He kicked the shark in the face
Then I kicked the shark in the face
His face was a total disgrace

Humans are better
You can't punch me with a flipper
I kicked the shark in the face

He kicked the shark in the face

I'm sitting on my arse playing Xbox games

Then I hear a voice and its calling out my name
I'm like 'Yo, what you want mother $#&@er'
He's like 'Yo, y-y-you mother $#&@er'

What happened next?
I'm getting to that
Zip up my flies, roll my sleeves, grab a baseball bat

I look left look right but there's no one around
Then a bear TAP TAP pulls me to the ground


He's like 'RAR RAR RAR'
Then I get up and I'm like 'What the $#&@?'
He looks back at me, he's like 'RAR RAR RAR'

I'm not even scared I'm like 'What the $#&@? W-w-w-what the $#&@?'

Then I hit the bear in the balls

He hit the bear in the balls
Take one for the team to the balls
Should have protected his balls

Go cry to ya' mamma
A bear couldn't cook cabañda
I hit the bear in the balls

He hit the bear in the balls

Swim with a school of fish

Hunt with a pack of wolves
The only thing I know is I love animals
We put this bit in the song to the animals, that don't come for us

I love animals
We put this bit in the song to the animals, that don't come for us


Then I kicked the shark in the face
Humans are weirder
'Cause we'll have you later for dinner

Unless you're vegetarian
And that's okay, be a vegetarian its fine with me