You're stressed about a meeting 'cause you haven't got a clue
Your girlfriend won't have sex with you because she's got the flu
Your cat won't eat its dinner 'cause it doesn't like the taste

Your parents had a baby and you're sad you've been replaced

Whoah!

Act like you mean it
Whoah!
Don't make a sound

Whoah!
Keep it a secret


People in the place gotta listen up, right
We gonna get loose in our pants tonight


Strategy Wanking
(oh-oh-oh)
Got to cure your frustration

(oh-oh-oh)
Strategy Wanking
(oh-oh-oh)

S'only meditation

You could've scored the winning goal, but you missed the shot

You've seen the monkeys procreating; boy it's got you hot
You owe the mob some money, but you'll never find the cash
You found out you got herpes when you thought it was a rash


Whoah!
Urge the temptation

Whoah!
Don't feel ashamed
Whoah!

Feel the inflation

People in the place put your hands down there

N' shake it all around like you just don't care

Strategy Wanking

(oh-oh-oh)
Undercover masturbation
(oh-oh-oh)

Strategy Wanking
(oh-oh-oh)
When the #~!!@'s on vacation


It's not dumb
It's fun

It only takes one

Strategy Wanking

(oh-oh-oh)
Strategy Wanking
(oh-oh-oh)


You hit the floor
With your new song

It's immature
Your career's bombed


Tragedy Wanking
Got to pick up the pieces
They call it Tragedy Wanking

When you've just been defeated

Strategy Wanking

(oh-oh-oh)
You won't feel neglected
(oh-oh-oh)

Strategy Wanking
(oh-oh-oh)
You'll never be rejected


It's not dumb
It's fun

It only takes one

Strategy Wanking
(oh-oh-oh)
Strategy Wanking

(oh-oh-oh)