I'm with my friends having a sleepover at mine,
Mum said lights off, but they're still on at half nine,
There's nothing gay 'bout doing nails and doing hair,

Nor nothing gay 'bout three boys playing truth or dare,
That's when my brush vibrated right between my legs,
T-t-to my surprise it was my phone instead,

Dru makes and interception,
Grabs my phone out my hand,
'Hello you've reached The Midnight Beast, you're ruining our plans! '


B-double-o-t-y
It's three over average girls calling three under average guys

"We're $#&@ed up and we're ready to play
We wanna do things we'll regret the next day"
HEY!

NO!
I wanna play cluedo with my bros
NO!

I wanna paint rainbows on my toes
NO!
I don't wanna hoe, I want a comforting look

When Noah kisses Allie in the notebook
(booty booty) It's just a booty call
(booty booty)even if your boo-tiful

(booty booty)It's just a booty call

Now my phones on silent, they still call on private number

I can't believe this desperation to disturb my slumber party
I'm in my dressing gowny while Ashley's making brownies
Dru is in the back room playing twister on his own,

HELL YEAH!
We're wearing our jim-jams
HELL YEAH!

We're playing the flute
HELL YEAH!
We're showing our sizes, the $#&@ing surprise is

that yours hasn't grown

And then I hear my!

B-double-o-t-y
It's three over average girls calling three under average guys
We're $#&@ed up and we're ready to play

We wanna do things we'll regret the next day
B-double-o-t-y
Three overconfident, stereotypical, cheerleader types,

we're $#&@ed up and
We wanna have fun
You can be the boys we'll regret when we're done

NO!
I wanna play Sleeping Lions
NO!

I'm busy defending Zion
NO!
There's no point in calling coz I'll never respond,

The boys and me are getting tits from Legally Blonde,
(booty booty)It's just a booty call
(booty booty)Even if your boo-tiful

(booty booty)It's just a booty call

I'm not a booty call, I'm just a normal boy

I want to stay at home and play with all my toys
We are three boys not looking for three girls,
My Ring-tone's like a missile bringing war to my world

Cheese-strings, Party Rings are my favourite things,
Marshmellows with hot choclate, (*##$ we're living like kings!
NO!

I wanna have cheese pepperoni
NO!
I wanna play My little Pony!

NO!
I don't wanna hoe, I want a chocolate fountain
Whilst we snuggle up to watch broke back mountain

(booty booty)It's just a booty call
(booty booty)Even if your boo-tiful
It's just a booty call

(booty booty)It's just a booty call
(booty booty)Even if your boo-tiful
It's just a booty call
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