Most men like their women
Deferential and polite
But we prefer the type of girl

Who looks like she could win a fight
Dainty girls are all well and good
But they can't fix your stuff

A pretty girl's alright for some
But for us it's not enough!


CHORUS
I love a girl in goggles
It's goggles that does it for me

You can keep your girly girly girl
I want a woman who likes getting dirty
A girl who can strip an engine

Glistening with sweat and oil
I love a girl in goggles
In goggles?

In goggles!

I want a girl with looks and charm (?)

And spirits full of wit (?)
If you just want an ornament
Then you, sir, are a tit

Dainty girls are all well and good
But they can't fix your stuff
A pretty girl's alright for some

But for us it's not enough!

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It's time that we as men reject
This view of women folk

And embrace the type that sing and dance
And fight and $#&@ and smoke
So $#&@ polite society

And all that that entails
With a bawdy song, messed up hair, and dirty fingernails
It's time that we as men reject

This view of women folk
Embrace the type that sing and dance
And fart and $#&@ and smoke

So $#&@ polite society
And all that that entails
A bawdy song!

Messed up hair!
And dirty fingernails!