Please momma can't you see,
I've always tried to please
I wore ribbons and jewelry and make up and perfume and dresses down to my knees


You said that it's a phase,
just something I'd out grow

But I got a girlfriend and she's got a lawn that I'd sure like to mow
Go on and wish that Brad Pitt would come along
But I prefer Madonna in a lacy thong


'Cause I'm a lesbian,
I don't like nothing swinging 'tween there legs

Yeah I'm a lesbian, I don't know why god gave me eggs
When I have sex it's fun and clean,
and no man can jump in between

No I don't need no magic wand
I'm a lesbian


They talk behind my back and critize my life
But I get no complaints from Lou Donna Frillaze wife


'Cause I'm a lesbian, I'd rather be with jane than dick
Yeah I'm a lesbian, a ^&@#$ doesn't do the trick
When we go in for 69, I know her's is the same as mine

Hide your wives cause hear I come
I'm a lesbian


I'm a lesbian
When does cheerleading practice start
Hey there cutie