(Thomas "Fats" Waller)
[Instrumental Intro]


Talk about a reefer of five feet long
Not too fat and not too strong
You get high, but not for long

If you'se a viper

Now I'm the king of everything

Got to get high for to sing
Light that tee and we will see
If you'se a viper


When !@%!e gets dry you know you're high
Everything is hip and dandy

Truck on down to the candy store
Bust your chops on some peppermint candy


Now you know that you been sent
Don't give a damn if you can't pay the rent
The sky is high and so am I

If you'se a viper

[Instrumental]


When !@%!e gets dry you know you're high
Everything is hip and dandy

Truck on down to the candy store
Bust your chops on some peppermint candy
v Now you know everything

Got to get high for to sing
Light that tee and we will see
If you'se a viper