Bald Headed Lena
Has anybody seen her

Cute as she can be
She's got a cue ball head
That's hard as lead

But she's all right with me

Bald Headed Lena

Has anybody seen her
Cute as she can be
She can't wear no wig

Cause her head's too big
But she's all right with me


Tricky Tessie, Messy Bessie
Both gals are full of stuff
Mella Ella, Crazy Stella

Both them gals are tough
Now you take Daisy
She's so crazy

Don't know night from day
Silly Tilly, Lyin' Lily
Take them all away


Sloppy Gerty, she's so dirty
Skinny Minnie she's too lean

Tracy's face is out of place
And Joanie's down right mean
Now you take Lizzie

She's so dizzy
She went and lost her mind
Ella Mae might save the day

But she's deaf dumb and blind