Yea
This beat remind me of back in the day
Sunshine chillin

Man, tell em about your perfect set yea baby

Walk or pretend, no worries at all

Another sunny day in LA, that's time we roll

Hear my homie J cuz he rolls the blunts tight

Head's still spinnin from the freaks last night

Yea man, you know I got the sticky for sho

And 5 females coming over at 4

I'mma hop in the shower, clean my neck

So I'm the polo sport too to press a stance

Rollin up in the Charger with the suicide doors

Top down cruising as I head to the store

Dreamy house in Bruse, everything that we need

Layin back to the crib smoking endo weed

It's the perfect Saturday, there's knock on the door

Man these girls a bit early, it's a quarter to four

Man we shoot these freaks I'mma see in my bed

Open the door and see my homie Ned

Oh hey guys, how's it going? Wuddup Ned?

I got 911, need to use your head

That's a no can do, ooh your breath is all hit

Yea, I know , now move, I gotta take a %#@!

Now one more minute, the bathroom was yours

When we got those fine freaks coming over at 4

Fine freaks?! Okay, dude, play it

I'll just hold it and let out small farts for the rest of the night

Okay Ned, thanks for stopping by

You're welcome

Seriously Ned, it was good to see you

I know

Pete said the freaks are gonna be up any minute

We can do it, let's go
Hey hold on, he's your friend, you should ask him to leave
Because if the freaks come here he cannot be here

Hold on
%#@!!
Ah, one second

What time is it?
It's 4, it's them
Who? The freaks?

Yes, get Ned out

Ned you gotta hop out the window

But we're on the 5th floor,
Yes, move like endo
I'm not doing that

Then hit the bathroom on the double
The dubs in my block and you're toyin with some trouble


Look, seriously I'll hold it
I've been in this situation literally hundreds of times
Oh what the $#&@?

Oh no
I'm gonna need to borrow some pants
No

You wanna buy some wedding shoes?
Oh hey ladies
Oh my God it smells like $#&@in death in here

Hey freaks!
This place smells like %#@!
It was them
I'm out of here
Back away

Oh you guys blew it

Well that's too bad but we ain't mad
No I thought we got something to show you
It's down this hallway, we open the stall then

A surprise?
Yea man, something like that
So walk out front and don't look back
What's all this plastic? Were you painting last night?
Don't worry about it, just walk towards the light

It sure is pretty
Yea, sure is
Close your eyes man
You're my only friends
*gunshot*


Yea, mother$#&@ers
You already think you were gonna get out of this without a fart joke did you?
You wack mother$#&@ers
You #~!!@ mother$#&@ers
The $#&@ yall thinkin?

This is Lonely Island!
Oh cause we got a little paper now?
And you see us on the TV
You think we don't do fart jokes no more?
We were doin fart jokes when you were suckin ya mama's tit
Ya $#&@ mother$#&@ers, $#&@ yall
*fart*