(goofy laughter) listen, listen!

Here we go downtown

(garbled)... all around
You can't stop (garbled)


Ka-blamo!

You just won the lottery

That's ka-blamo!
You kissed shannon doherty
That's ka-blamo!

You joined a sorority
That's ka-blamo!
You lied about the lottery

Not ka-blamo!

You met fred segal at a debutante's ball

You gave him your number, he gave you a call
He told you to meet him at the corner at eight
You met him at nine, that's right, you were late


You stupid idiot, you don't know what you missed
Fred segal's a star, and you called dis

His pimping-ass cooling-ass mack-ass building
With the ivy on the walls but not around the lettering


You dissed fred segal, and everybody knows
(ha ha ha ha ha) you're not ka-blamo.


The doc fixed your arteries
That's ka-blamo!
Your mouthwash is gargly

That's ka-blamo!
Your water is watery
That's ka-blamo!

I majored in pottery
Not kablamo.


You're chilling with your dudes and then they stab you in the face
On the way to the hospital you're bleeding all over the place
Your leg is amputated 'cause you got gangrene

And then you get cancer and you die in your teens

But then this really pretty girl who you always really liked

Shows up to your funeral and that's a real mixed blessing.

Your jello is wobbly

That's ka-blamo!
You met gilbert god-fer-y
That's ka-blamo!

You're harlem globetrotter-y
That's ka-blamo!
You watch the disorderlies

Not ka-blamo!

When you're mining for coal and you forget what coal is

And you're sure to be fired, because that's your job!
When a mole's in your $%&^ and you wonder where the mole is
You're screwed man, a mole is in your $$#.


God


The meaning of life is revealed to you
And all of the drinks are old english brew
Your whim is the word of the people on earth

But the whole "mole in the $$#" thing is haunting you.

When your fluids are bodily

That's ka-blammy
What happened to ka-blamo?
I mean ka-blamo!

Good, that's better.
That's ka-blammy!
Wait, i'm confused.

We said ka-blamo!

Hard.