Temperamental editors
Searching for the passion
Overpaid and over-rated

Looking for a cash in
It's too late


If you want to read a little
Useless information
If you've had enough

With all the troubles with our nation
Don't wait


And you read about it
You just can't sleep without
The pages of the magazine

Don't believe in all you read
You can't trust the tabloid magazine
And I'm about to break down

It's just a tabloid magazine
And I don't wanna break down


Picture hungry journalists
Searching for some action
Running all the stories

Like it's going out of fashion
It's too late


Everybody's reading
Everybody else's problems
Everybody's busy stopping

What they haven't started
Don't wait


Don't wanna be around 'em
Better off without them
You know you can't escape them


And you read about them all the time
From the pages of the magazine

But you can't believe in all you read

Well it's too late

And you're gonna have to wait
And you won't want to turn out the light