OZZIE:
When I wake up, first thing I do
Eggs

Is to look around for something to chew
Eggs-actly
Feeding myself is very, very tricky

Because you see, I'm ridiculously picky
Eggs


STRUT (SPOKEN):
Excuse me, Ozzie, I uh-


OZZIE:
This Struthiomimus
Won't settle for the dregs

I'll borrow, I'll beg, I'll even kiss you-

STRUT (SPOKEN):

Kiss me?!

OZZIE:

-For my dear beloved dose
Of eggs


STRUT:
Hey Ozzie, I'm so hungry
I can't wait another minute

Here's a juicy little leaf
With a beautiful sticket
Can't I have a taste,

If I promise just to lick it?

OZZIE (SPOKEN):

Strut!

STRUT (SPOKEN):

What?!

OZZIE:

You imbecilic eater!
Great green blobs
Couldn't possibly be sweeter

Than a pile of eggs

You've got to smell them, feel them

Crack them...open!
For a great, big nestful I am hoping


STRUT:
Oh look, I'm starving, I'm weak
There is nothing in my tummy

Oh, the mold on that tree
Is starting to look yummy


OZZIE:
The colors and shapes
And $$#orted sizes

Gobble them all for appetizers
Eggs-tasy


STRUT:
Ozzie, what's the matter
With a little vegetation?


OZZIE:
I've had it up to here

With this aggravation!

STRUT:

Well can't just I have
This piece of a tree?


OZZIE & (STRUT):
Why can't you be more like me?
You leaf-loving (Hey!)

Bush-burping
Stem-smelling (Now wait a minute!)
Garden-gorging
Plant-popping
Tree-tasting

Dirt-devouring beast (Ozzie!)

You've got to have eggs
Thrice a day at least