I Went down the local pub the other night
A pint of mild there in me sight
Up approached a southern geezer

he Said
"Have a Bacardi Breezer"
I said I hope your joking son that's not right


Singing Bitter, Lager, Cider, Ale Stouts
Designers drink, I'd rather drink nwt

You can keep your white wine spritzer
babycham for your sister
Order that in Lancashire son and your out


I took Jean to Pig & Albert for us tea
When some bloke ordered WKD

Well I didn't know what for do
When Big Frank ordered Malibu
I tried explain to Jean

She just couldn't see

(She's partially sighted, registered disabled)



Singing Bitter, Lager, Cider, Ale Stouts

Designer drinks, I'd rather drink nwt
You can keep your white wine spritzer
babycham for your sister

Order that in Lancashire son and your out

Everywhere I turn I see these Alcopops

The kids are drinking 'em
Hanging round the shops
I should be their babysitter

I could get 'em onto bitter
no more ASBO's
It's just barley, wheat and hobs


Singing Bitter, Lager, Cider, Ale Stouts
Designer drinks, I'd rather drink nwt

You can keep your white wine spritzer
babycham for your sister
Order that in Lancashire son and your out


Singing Bitter, Lager, Cider, Ale Stouts
Designer drinks, I'd rather drink nwt

You can keep your white wine spritzer
babycham for your sister
Order that in Lancashire son and your out


Please drink in moderation