From the Firey pits of Camden Town
To elephant and castle underground
There ain't no teachers in the school

They're all out hustlin' playin' pool
The neighbors complain about the noise
There's girls in labour with tory boys

I say my prayers and go to bed
And wake up with a horses head


But if we lean on you, we are gonna fall
When it's all for one, and one for $#&@ all


I will save the world, I will get the girl
I'll dismantle a ticking time bomb
With just one second to spare

I will save the world, I will get the girl
And you will all point up at the sky
As I fly right through the air


Mother earth is begging you to quit
So you reach the moon and stick a flag in it

Well I believe in the people of America
But I still can't believe the terminator's the governor
As the soldiers prepare for combat

Someone asks do you want freedom fries with that?
We put the 'oops' back in troops now it seems to absurd
But going to war, to prevent war

Was the most stupid thing I ever heard

I will save the world, I will get the girl

I'll dismantle a ticking time bomb
With just one second to spare
I will save the world, I will get the girl

And you will all point up at the sky
As I fly right through the air


I'm a 20 something O.A.P
I'm screaming at my TV
Playing knockdown ginger, kiss me quick

Karate chop and kung-fu kick
I try to live a life that's full
To keep my damage minimal

But only the balief visits me
And he never stays for a cup of tea


But if we lean on you, we are gonna fall
When it's all for one, and one for $#&@ all


I will save the world, I will get the girl
I'll dismantle a ticking time bomb
With just one second to spare

I will save the world, I will get the girl
And you will all point up at the sk
As I fly right through the air