We're impossibly cute
In tight trousers and suits
Tabloids say that we're gay

And gay horses eat hay
(Hey)


These blokes aren't so bad
Cheeky British lads
Damn this song is mad catchy

Hey Todd, don't you agree?

Something's wrong with Mark now

Why does he have skinny pink jeans on?
(They're Salmon)
Because he's into One Direction now

I just like this one song

So get off, get off, get off my case

Quit staring at that kid face
Look I don't know what the big deal is
If I like this one song

And the rest of their album
Screw you guys, I got a concert to go to


Hey girls for this next tune
We'll need some help from you
Who knows all of the words


Ooo ? I know them for sure


Sorry, but you're too old
And you just knocked over several kids
Maybe he could buy us beer though

And tell us what that one thing is

Ok, old man come join our boy band

Great
When do we run in the sand
Put on this tie and this emo wig

And let's do that leg thing

Oh, I hate to be a party pooper

But this song sounds familiar
Oh wait you guys, I know what it is
It's I want it that way


Cause I want it that way


Oh no! He cracked the code
He remembers cause he's old
You must die for what you know


You've got those wand things


You English d(beep)icks get off of my friend
You c(beep)unts brain washed my husband


Oh, before you kill us, check out this thing
Oh god that is disgusting
I don't even want to know what that is

I think it's that One Thing
Thanks Todd, and Stasia, you saved my life.
Why was I into those guys

But there's this other band that I dig
They're called: THE WANTED


Todd you'd like The WANTED

Cool