Eminem: damn it really bright out here
Guess i should of brought some sunglasses
If i new we were doing a video out side


Now some of u might be out on top of a rooftop talking to your self to
But you not famous rappers so no one cares

Now if u excuse me im going down stairs

You can try and though away my lyrics before i can see them

Ha to bad i got them memorized i dont even need them
Yeah i still got homophobic lines but you cant get up coz that !@$) Elton john and i once did a dote


To my fans i apologize for ruing your life's ill get back to writing songs about murdering my wife
He-spits-he-rhymes-up-every time-without any rehearsing
Sometimes he rhymes about himself in the 3rd person


Hes rapping is hilarious but completely serious and if u make fun of him he will get freaking furious coz he can dish it out but he just cant talk it
Like a baker who hates cakes but always bakes them


Whos this dude looking at me he looks just like me clocking me mocking me i think he wants to fight me
Ow i tried to hit the man but it broke my hand then he ran must have been a crazed fan oh damn there he is again


Im not afraid to trough a chair it was from ikea so i dont care
Im bumping into people on the street

Im wearing shakeups on my feet

Im just like you Ive been there to....im rich and famous so i take that back its not true

It was my decision to do drugs i did it for fun but now in done i can get back to puns about kinga dashion and her 2 tons buns of fun so giganticous that they block out the sun

Im the worlds greatest rapper in fact thats underexploited but for some reson i act like im indisputabled

If u think im a turkey well then u can just stuff it im the only MC to have a spoof with a puppy

I can rap about Afghanistan, arack or bps but id rather make fun of some minor celebrity's heres a list of people i like to inlete parish hadron, will wedon, recon stunner and greatsh but i wont destine or wine that aint fun there both really nice and they aint hurt no one


Screw Mitchael j fox coz he shakes when he walks arnt you glad that im back to get this message across


Im not afraid to get really pissed and all my critics hardly exists im such a winy baby i keep complaining im rich as hell my records sell im such a ars but ill get a pass people love me coz i can rhymes words really fast