Once upon a time there was a boy named Harry Potter
He was a companion to this man they called The Doctor
The Master had kidnapped The Doctor's only daughter

and it was up to Harry to save her.

See, the TARDIS had appeared at number 4 privet drive

The Doctor stumbled out, he was barely alive
Harry called out, "Doctor are you alright?"
The Doctor looked at him, and said "Run for your life!"


Sherlock Holmes opened up a brilliant blue letter,
From a friend he hadn't heard from in forever

He turned to Jawn and said "Pull on your purple sweater,
we're going out for the night."


They met a woman at bar down the street,
She softly said, "It's oh so nice we could meet,
And if you gentlemen would just please have a seat,

I'll explain what's about to happen."

"My name is professor river song,

I don't know when it's coming, but it won't be long,
There's a storm on its way, and you need some help,
Because you damn well can't just do this by yourselves"






Just then The Doctor appeared at the door,
But he did not look the same way he did before.

He said "Me and Harry came across a little bit of trouble.
Harry got us out, but it wasn't very subtle,
He charmed The Master's wife quite literally,

and wee still haven't set my daughter free
but now we have a more pressing problem
10 million cybermen are coming and it's up to us to stop them."






Sherlock sprang to his feet, yelled "Jawn you're coming with me!"
We're just the kind of men this situation needs,

And let me tell you Doctor, as I live and breathe,
I'm gunna get your daughter back to you safely."


The Master's phone began to ring.
He barely heard it over the sound of drumming.
He answered and said hello quite cheerfully,

The doctor replied, "Master, I have you beat."

"I found my daughter in that dungeon that you left her in.

Where do I start, how do I even begin.
I want you off this planet, you can never come back,
And I'm warning you now, this is your only chance."


The master started laughing, but then he paused and said,
"In the next five seconds one of us will be dead

We are the last gallifreyan sons,
Soon this whole damn thing will be done."


An explosion rocked the earth, the doctor flew through the air,
But on his way back down, he saw someone else there,
This young spry man, with his mother's eyes

He cast one spell and saved the Doctor's life.
The doctor hit the ground and started running away,
He saw The Master's body, it was grotesque and splayed,

He couldn't believe that the master had died,
The Doctor fell to his knees and he started to cry.


Once upon a time there was a boy named Harry Potter
He was the companion to this man they called The Doctor
The Master had kidnapped The Doctor's only daughter

and it was up to Harry to save her.