Hello,
You've reached Arnold's pizza shop,
I'm not here now, I'm out killing pepperoni.

If you want to reach me, or you want a pizza, i don't care cause I'm not here,
can't you realise that idiot?!
But, if you want a pizza during nthe next few days

i could have it delivered to you, or maybe i will staple it to you.
I don't care what you want on it,
every pizza comes with pepperoni and with 9mm bullets on it.

If you don't like it it, I don't care cause you'll receive one anyhow.
The only difference is, maybe the 9mm bullets will in the gun or maybe they'll be on your pizza.
If you don't $#&@ around, I'll give you good pizza

If you do $#&@ around, I'll take the pepperoni and punch it through your head.
So, if you want mushrooms, shut up.
If you want broccoli, what the hell is broccoli anyway, shut up with the broccoli.

If you want something crazy like pineapple, i'll kill you.
If you like pepperoni and bullets, you've come to the right place.
If not your an idiot, you deserve to die.

So, leave a name, number, serial number, i'll call you up, wether your suseptibal to any theises.
And if you are, I'll come over, maybe i'll give you a pizza, maybe i'll break off your arm.
So, get back to me, or i'll get back to you,

or i'll crush you like the will be piece of %#@! you are.
So, leave it now.