She walked right up to the bar,
And turned every head in the place,
A bright evening star,

With a shy little smile on her angelic face,
The lingering smell of her perfume,
My mouth opened, drool on my lip,

‘Cause this, my friends, I know, is not very hip.

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But I was %#@!faced,
Yeah, I was %#@!faced,
Must have been %#@!faced,

You’d think I’d learn my lesson,
But every now and then I just get %#@!faced.


This should have been my lucky night,
And this was my heaven-sent chance,
I’d play my cards right,

And whisk her away in a wind of romance,
The terribile sound of her laughter,
Still rings in my head to this day,

‘Cause ”……………” was all I could say.