THE HEADLEY NOISE lyrics : "Robots"
Passed my knees and then straight to the ground
My dong fell out it was spinning around
Scraping on the floor got bruised up and down
In a panic I ran to the closest passer by
she had a baby and the sight made it cry
I thought what the hell im not a bad guy
but what I didn't realise is I slapped it in the eye
I pulled my pants up and got out of there
The zip came up and I felt something tear
I thought my day couldn't get any worse
But on my way home I was struck by a hearse
I began to think I was under a curse
I'd nothing wrong cept the previous verse
But theres Nothing there that cant be fixed by a nurse
If it were upto me id put my day in reverse
Everything is out of control
Its past 5 pm Its time to patrol
Make sure you've got the sausage rolls
Girls tonight wouldn't touch em with a barge pole
Everything is out of control
Its past 5 pm Its time to patrol
Make sure you've got the sausage rolls
Girls tonight wouldn't touch em with a barge pole
I woke up one morning I was in a corn field
I was taking a dump cause it looked concealed
I looked to the sky and their Secrets were revealed
Don't know why they chose me but I must have appealed
Hundreds of Robots all stood in a line
all wearing XXL, Calvin kleins
I must admit their dancing was divine
Behind them stood a headley noise shrine
So I told them to take me to you leader
Took to me a room where I heard them playing feeder
They striped me down didn't ask a single thing
Next thing I know they were slipping on a ring
As you can imagine it wasn't on my hand
What was happening I just couldnt understand
I shut up and gave into the command
Once again this day was unplanned
Everything is out of control
Its past 5 pm Its time to patrol
Make sure you've got the sausage rolls
Girls tonight wouldn't touch em with a barge pole
Everything is out of control
Its past 5 pm Its time to patrol
Make sure you've got the sausage rolls
Girls tonight would touch em with a barge pole
Everything is out of control
Its past 5 pm Its time to patrol
Make sure you've got the sausage rolls
Girls tonight wouldn't touch em with a barge pole
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