Went to the fortune teller
Had my fortune read
I didn't know what to tell her

I had a dizzy feeling in my head

Then she took a look at my palm

She said son you feel kind of warm
She looked into her crystal ball
Said you're in love


I said how could that be so
I'm not happy with the girls I know

She said when the next one arrives
You'll be looking into her eyes


I left there in a hurry
A-looking forward to my big surprise
Next day I discovered

That the fortune teller told me a lie

I hurried back down to that woman

Mad as I could be
I said I didn't see nobody
Why'd she make a fool out of me


Then something struck me
Electricity from up above

While looking at the fortune teller
I fell in love


Now I'm a happy fellow
I'm married to the fortune teller
We're happy as we can be

Now I get my fortune told for free

Now I'm a happy fellow

I'm married to the fortune teller
We're happy as we can be
Now I get my fortune told for free