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The Guild lyrics : "I'm the One That's Cool"

1ST VERSE:
Oh, no. Won't pretend I didn't see
You roll your eyes at my gaming tee

Don't know if you can read or if you've seen
The sweet piece in this week's Wired magazine
The latest trend has hit its peak

They say that geek's becomin' chic
So now you're out of style as you can be
And I'm in vogue, so you can bite me


CHORUS 1:
To all the $$#-hat jocks who beat me up in school

Now I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
To all the prom queen (*##$es thinking they still rule

Now I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool


2ND VERSE:
Try and cop my style but I'm the real thing
While you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering

Never earned your part of nerd society
My Aquaman pajamas prove my pedigree
Watched my Next Gen every night

Wore a headgear to fix my overbite
Your black-rimmed glasses are prescription free, where as me
I literally can't see my hand in front of my face


CHORUS 2:
To all the $$#hat jocks who beat me up in school

Now I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
To all the prom queen (*##$es thinking they still rule

Now I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool

Now I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool

And I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool


3RD VERSE:
Role reversal must be a total drag
But there's no point, no point for me to humblebrag

I appreciate you for being cruel
I'm burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel
Got my in-jokes you won't get

Like Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat
So now your ballin' parties seem so dumb
You can Evite me, and I'll say yes, but I won't really come


Got my comics
Got my games

All the things you thought were lame
Got my cosplay
Fanfic too

Got you pegged
STFU


(CHORUS 2)

I'm the one that's Cool x4

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