[The Grouch:]
You ain't artsier than me
Cause you got sideburns and a vintage tee

I said you ain't artiser than me
Cause you pluck a guitar, that ain't $#&@in bizarre
You ain't artsier than me

Cause you live in Los Feliz, (*##$ you ain't Jesus
You ain't artsier than me
I got a colorful vocab, watch the low jab


So what you're vegan?
It shows in your presence, you be geekin'

And you been seekin' the same light
Speakin' of game like the enemy, hang tight
I got a tail about 6 foot 1 by infinity

Full of sun, rain & potential energy
All you saw were the K-Swiss
Clean, crisp, creased jeans means this

So you thought and dipped
My walks hip, thoughts; hipper
Unzip the zipper

No I don't wear hemp or drink liquor
And that don't make me the man, just a little bit sicker
Spit kicker with an eye for the big dipper

From an island cliff emerges a loud whisper
And I'm proud of this, it's my art
You doin yoga just to look the part.


You ain't artsier than me
Cause you chop up breaks and you dig in the crates

You ain't artsier than me
You just a trendy lesbian, dreadlock thespian
You ain't artsier than me

Cause you make weed brownies and knit wool hats
You ain't artsier than me
You pseudo-elitest old-school sap


Don't let an 808 scare ya
Shake stripes off your shirt and clear the whole area

I'm a humanoid too
And if you're cool with me then I'll look past the void in you
Instead of through

I'm down with VW's and flossed-out caddys on 22's too.
I bang for good
Fools, kill for nothin'

I build for somethin'
Family and peace
Hand me the piece

I'll hit it, I'm social
Hear my opinion
I'm proud, I'm vocal

Local in a foreign place
More digital than dusty
But trust me, I be tourin' space

You be whorin' at a comfortable pace
You be skippin a chore to jump in a race
I be bumpin my bass like you collect comics

I'm not weird, I'm honest

You ain't artsier than me

Cause you only read books, don't watch T.V.
You ain't artsier than me
Cause you shop at Whole Foods in open-toed shoes

You ain't artsier than me
Cause you speak real soft and drink Chai tea
You ain't artsier than me

I recycle too, I'm kinda like you

I just look cleaner, grown demeanor

Wear deodorant, registered voter
And a tree hugger too
Not in these clothes

Me lova you but it's gotta be both ways
Most days I'm earthy, stay grounded
Often it's a paper chase, I'm well-rounded

Straight to face, townish
It's all boundless
I make it sound universally dope
Overcome adversity, reshape the worst of me
Do it for the love and release it commercially

Like a blockbuster started at Sundance
Can't stop man you only get one chance
Presentation is key, hesitation ain't see
Innovation is my A-R-T
Dedication is free, occupation is me

Innovation is my A-R-T

You ain't artsier than me
Cause you drive a hybrid and carpool with three
You ain't artsier than me

Cause you a 16th Mexican, you ain't ethnic
And you ain't artsier than me
You just a broke $$# poet with the same old cadence
You ain't artsier than me
We was conscious first, welcome to Earth