I want her, but she don't want what I am.
She says you got a beak like Jewcan Sam.
She says I only go with guys,

With perfect upturned noses, so cut yours down to size

And I'll be everything you wanted

I'll be everything you need
Watch the passerby's will flash their eyes
When we walk down the street


And we would live like we were famous
With the stars all in our eyes

And I would love you till forever
If you got your nose circumcised


I want her unconditionally
But she's got one big condition to be with me
Sometimes I sit and say if only, I looked more like Tom Cruise

And less like Adrien Brody
I'd be less lonely


She said a guy like you and a girl like me
Only happens in the movies
No matter what you do, or how hard you fight

Pinocchio never got Snow White

And I'll be everything you wanted

I'll be everything you need
Watch the passerby's will flash their eyes
When we walk down the street


And we would live like we were famous
We would be forever young

And I would love you till forever
If you just got your nose done