Oh my God I got out of bed
Half dead


I'd like a huge beer belly
When I grow old
I'm gonna stare at mountains

And hold your wrinkled hands
But my feelings for you
They've stranded in a !@^%house

And they can't leave
Cause they've got the cramps


I was counting all my cents
Cause I wanted to give you things
I didn't know it had to be

This way
I was spending all my days
Biting off all my nails

I didn't know I'd have to feel
Half dead


You tried to ignore me when I told you
You look so fine in that dress
Oh, pure love is something only

Dogs and you on drugs can possess

I don't want us to dance on each others feet

I want us both to sing some leads
Let me tell you a secret
After this chorus

The song peaks

I was counting all my cents

Cause I wanted to give you things
I didn't know it had to be
This way

I was spending all my days
Biting off all my nails
I didn't know I'd have to feel

Half dead

Oh my God we got out of bed

Half dead

I was counting all my cents

Cause I wanted to give you things
I didn't know it had to be
This way

I was spending all my days
Biting off all my nails
I didn't know I'd have to feel

Half dead

I'll take care of you, if you want me to