Customer: Yo, let's go to this next Chinese-Muslim joint. We could get some shrimp fried rice and [make Salah] at the same time

Customer: Aight, cool


Restaurant Guy: (Humming) (Sings) You are not alone ...


Customer: Ey yo, Ey yo Chang Wang, what's up

Restaurant Guy: I'll be right out. Right. Wait. One second. Okay, then. Fine. Your order


Customer: Lemme get, um, lemme get two of them beef fried rices over there. Lemme get a half a chicken wing. Don't put that little !@$!ed leg in it --


Restaurant Guy: -- Right --

Customer: -- just cut that off. Don't put no onion in my white rice


Customer: Yo yo yo. I need four chicken wings fried hard


Restaurant Guy: What's this? Hold on? What's this? The two of you? At once? Okay, then. You want beef

Customer: No no no, we want beef to eat. We got no beef


Customer: I want four chicken wings fried hard, ^!$$%, what the $#&@ is you talking 'bout


Restaurant Guy: All right. I'll kick your monkey $$#es my $#&@ing self

Customer: Whoa whoa, what are you coming over the counter for?


Restaurant Guy: You think I open a restaurant in the middle of the hood and don't know what's going on? I $#&@ing represent


Customer: I'll $#&@ you the $#&@ up

Restaurant Guy: I will avenge my brothers by representing and whooping your $$#es, word is bond


Customer: This ain't Channel 5, ^!$$%, somebody gonna die


Restaurant Guy: Okay, then. I will show you Flying Fist of Judah.

Customer: You ain't gonna show me %#@!


Restaurant Guy: That's right


Customer: I'll show you these nuts

Restaurant Guy: You and you


Customer: Straight from Mortal Kombat


Restaurant Guy: You're just talking. Obviously the two of you are just (*##$-ass !@$@s

Customer: ^!$$%, well then do something, you talking all your bull%#@!


Customer: So what's up, so what's up?


Restaurant Guy: All right. This is a Chinese restaurant, but like Burger King, have it your way.

(Punching noises)


Customer: Ah! This ^!$$% here ...