THE FRIED RICE BOYS lyrics : "Bacillus Cereus"
Everybody fried rice
Rice, rice, rice
Yang chow rice
Chow fan rice
If you're hungry for some fried rice
And the buffet's looking very nice
Maybe it's newly cooked
Maybe it's not that cold
Oh wait, it's been there for hours.
Ok now that was close, try to just masticate it
You're not an animal, It's never in your nature
Just stop before you swallow
You might get into trouble
You might ingest bacteria
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And it's name is Bacillus Cereus
No, you don't want it
No, you don't want it
No, you don't want it
It's found in fried rice
When it's out for hours
It develops bacteria
That releases toxin
Bacillus Cereus
No, you don't want it
No, you don't want it
No, you don't want it
It's very scary
Diarrhea and Cramping
Nausea and Vomiting
It's so disgusting
When you crave for fried rice
Never eat exposed rice
Bacillus cereus
Will make you to poop in your pants
You ain't so lucky
No, no, no
You'll feel so yucky
No, no, no
And oh so stinky
Ugh...
Ok now since you know, this thing is complicated
You better take it slow, before you eat that thing
And it's not only rice
It can be in potatoes
Veggies and Meat products
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One thing you need to know
I release 2 types of toxin yo
Go, from Malibu, I'll make you poo
Yeah, When I release, Diarrheal Toxin boo
After eight to sixteen hours you
Will feel it after it tears your $$# in two
Cramping, you can't drink paracetamol
I mean it's almost unbearable
Then, I can make you Vomit too
With my emetic toxin gets into you
Nothing like diarrheal, he's too slow for you
I incubate 1 to 6 hours boo
So there's Nausea and vomiting
And Cramping to, Like Diarreal boo
Not many people can tolerate this poopin' ya'll
Nausea, Vomit, Cramping
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Diarrhea
Baby can you see
The dangers of bacteria
You never wanna be
The victim of this mista
No more pretending
Cause now he's winning
It is beginning
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