It's fanzines like mine
That will ruin your scene
'Cause I see things my way

There's no in between
My parents finance it
So I do as I please

Bringing all opposition
Down to it's knees


You'll get no exposure
I have no scruples
Brainwashing my hardcore pupils

If your band doesn't take out
An as in my 'zine
I'll pretend you broke up


My pictures are perfect
My layout precise

To maintain the quality
I jack up the price
One day a band's in

The next day it's out
I guess we don't know what
We're talking about