Henrietta we got no flowers for you
Just these three miserable cunts

sitting on the back seat banging on the off beat
we know you love us and you probably do
although you're husband may cut us

he's such an animal though everything is possible

give us a kiss and maybe we can go out

it's hard to miss you when you follow us about
buy us some shoes and maybe take us for cola
we'll get you there in some filthy big gondola


clean out the bank and bump off your daddy
you can come live with us among the has beens and the addicts

these are crazy times down at Costello music
you can answer the phone and talk nice anyway you choose it , come on


Dear Henrietta we're just three lonely boys
Though the girls love us we're so
into you incredibly we'd love to see you terribly

we'd love to hate you but we don 't have no choice
come be our wa ha ha ha
honey, honey three four one time once more


give us a kiss and maybe we can go out
it's hard to miss you when you follow us about

buy us some shoes and maybe take us for cola
we'll get you there in some filthy big gondola


clean out the bank and bump off your daddy
you can come live with us among the has beens and the addicts
these are crazy times down at Costello music

you can answer the phone and talk nice anyway you choose it , come on

clean out the bank and bump off your daddy

you can come live with us among the has beens and the addicts
these are crazy times down at Costello music
you can answer the phone and talk nice anyway you choose it , come on