I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car


Comes in colors, pink and pleasant
Glows in the dark, it's iridescent

Take it with you when you travel far

Get yourself a sweet madonna

Dressed in rhinestone, settin' on a
Pedestal of Abalone Shells


Goin' 90, I ain't scary
Cause I got the Virgin Mary
Assuring me that I won't go to hell