Ray Bouvier made me shoot the shoe
He won the local lottery and took us out
We put a barricade down the middle

of the bed
But that didn't stop me from looking
down the barrel

Well I thought I was thinking, but
apparently not


Ray Bouvier made me shoot the shoe
I kept the bullet as a souvenir and
Took it to the knife show to carve out my

name and the date
But it was too heavy to wear around
my neck

Well I thought I was thinking, but
apparently not


Ray Bouvier made me shoot the shoe
If Kristi kills me I'll know who told her
We've never kept secrets from each

other at all
But luckily, it wasn't her favorite pair
Well I thought I was thinking, but

apparently not
Ray Bouvier made me shoot the shoe
Took us out drinking after he won the

local lottery
We put a barricade down the middle
of the bed

But the smoke never cleared from the
room, not at all
Well I thought I was thinking, but

apparently not