I'm gonna get married, married in a church
I'm gonna be a grown up, a house and car and all that stuff,
And I'll get married in a church


I'm gonna get married, you'll never get married
Married in a church, cos you're such a $#&@ing jerk

I'm gonna be a grown up, no you won't you'll $#&@ it up
And I'll get married in a church
No you won't, no you won't, no you won't


You'll be alone all your life, you'll never have a wife
I'm gonna get married, happily married

You don't understand you're an unattractive man,
You'll never ever, ever ever, ever ever, ever get married


I don't wanna be lonely, but that's okay I have a plan
I'm gonna knock my girlfriend up, act surprised pretend it sucks,
Then I can be her wedding man

If you do that we'll tell her, and she'll leave you in a snap
Come on guys just play it cool, what else am I supposed to do,
Being a bachelor is crap


You'll be alone all your life,
I'm gonna get married, I wanna get married

I always thought I'd get married, maybe I'll never get married

So sad and lonely, you'll never get married.