Bring two prix fixe dinners up
I'll unwrap the plastic cups
It's just us my love

It's just us my love

I will make the room up nice

Put your insides all on ice
It was real true love
It was real true love


Close all the windows
Put signs on the handles

And strip down to my dun-dun-duns
You have gone so far
You have gone so far


And tonight
Its just me and the minibar


Candles from the walmart that
Every city's got to have

That I bought last night
That I bought last night


I was so excited to
Do such normal things with you
When you left last night

With your toothbrush dry

No such details will spoil my plan

That is the kind of girl I am
HA HA HA


Can you hear room 318?
Man they're really happening
They're a wild bunch

They're a wild bunch
But if they just knew
What my night was coming to

God would they vomit and run
You have gone so far
You have gone too far

So tonight
It's just me and the minibar
Nobody else

And I sing at the top of my lungs
Happy birthday us
Happy birthday us...