I'm (*##$in' in this kitchen
Choppin' onions and mushrooms
A casserole of magnitude in this classroom

I'll put on a suit and I'll teach ya a lesson
When It comes to cookin' cookies better leave out the aggression
I came up with this recipe it's a perfect kind of mixture

It'll have you laughing and hanging from the light ceiling fixture
It's a variation of some very Asian cuisine
You won't find it anywhere. In any shop or magazine


Don't panic at this picnic
Just act your normal way

I can't enjoy your company
If i'm just waitin' around all day


I've been sittin' here, I've been sitting here
I've been sittin' here all day
I've been sittin' here all day


I'm addicted to diction; pronouncing words with ease
You'll be rollin' in the aisle and your vernacular will freeze

We'll chill some cold ones as we defrost tomorrows dinner
You'll be full, completely satisfied without lifting a finger
I'd take care of you, you know what I will

A ferry ride to enlightenment without even taking a pill
They don"t believe me it's true out on the east coast
That you're my sweetest kind of coffee

My monday morning mild roast
Don't panic at this picnic
Just act your normal way

I can't enjoy your company
If i'm just waitin' around all day


I've been sittin' here, I've been sitting here
I've been sittin' here all day
I've been sittin' here all day


How long do you expect me to wait for you?
Aw baby, baby, baby

I'm not that kind of dude

Don't panic at this picnic

Just act your normal way
I can't enjoy your company
I can't enjoy your company

I can't enjoy your company
I can't enjoy your company
If i'm just waitin' around all day


Don't panic at this picnic
Just act your normal way

I can't enjoy your company
If i'm just waitin' around all day