That's not your bottle,
Nor what's inside
I guess they brought it

Just for them.
How did you get in?
That's $#&@ing right

None of my friends would bother
to even bother.


Benjamin's !@!@&&,
Michael brought a keg.
Well, the skaters are high on mushrooms

Passing out hits of LSD.

Philip wants to be a rock star,

But he's a bit uptight.
So he brings his favorite Bettys
With a bottle full of whiskey

And he sits on the couch all night.