Hey wassup, this is pig !@(!. I'm not kidding; that's the name of this song.

Alot of folks hear pig !@(!, and think that it's dirty. It's just called pig !@(!, I don't know why. But I think I'm... a super-cool guy!


Do you like this song? How 'bout now? Do you still not like it? WOW!


Pig !@(! is a song that I'd like to hear, even though it causes fear that maybe someday a pig !@(! will be commin' your way!

If you hear it on your radio, I will be alarmed. But rest $$#ured about this, baby, your brian will sure be harmed, because pig !@(! is a song to be loved, not shoved. You dig, wig? 'Cause I don't...


How'd you like, this crazy song? I'm glad it wasn't very long. Please don't hate us, or write hate mail. Oh yeah, baby, we're setting sail, on this ship we call pig !@(!!!! PIG RECTUM, PIG RECTUM!!!