Tawni: One day we will walk hand-and-hand
Sonny: Every boy and girl from every land
Grady: From the mountains

Nico: To the beach.
Tawni: And that day, that day is almost in our reach.
All: Don't wear the pants if they are skinny. Stop SPS. Change the way you dress, cause tight is no longer in me.

Sonny: When you hear fashion calling in,
Chad: Think about what you fall in.
All: And join our big pants family.

Tawni (Spoken): SPS, "Skinny Pants Syndrome," has given me a chance to make a difference in this world. Join our fight, and together, we can conquer "Skinny Pants Syndrome."Tawni: And that day, that day is almost in our reach.
All: Don't wear the pants (Tawni: Don't wear the pants) if they are skinny. (Chad: Oh, so skinny! ) Stop SPS. Change the way you dress, (Chad: Owww! ) cause tight is no longer in. (Chad: You know they not in there! ) It's time to stop the pain. Let your blood circulate. (Tawni: Ooooh) The pants slide on so (Tawni: Slide on so) easily.
Don't wear the pants if they are skinny (Tawni: If they are skinny) Stop SPS. Change the way you dress, cause tight is no longer in me (Tawni: No longer in) It's time to stop the pain. Let your blood circulate (Tawni: Let your blood circulate! ) The pants slide on so... easily.