You know I don't like dancin'
An' I don't like to bop
Too much movement's exertion

Makes me wish I could drop
Dro' dro' dro' dro' dro' dro' drop


An' I don't like french kissin'
Cos you swallow my tongue
And you think that you're oh so very old

You only want me 'cos you think I'm so young
Yo' yo' yo' yo' yo' yo' young


All right
Ok
No way


An' I wish I was sixteen again
Then things would be such fun

All the things I'd do would be the same
But they're much more fun
Than when you're twenty wo' wo' wo' wo' wo' one


All right
Ok

No way

An' I hate modern music

Disco boogie pop
They go on an' on an' on an' on an' on
How I wish they would stop