Quit school when she was seventeen
Senator on TV calls her welfare queen
Used to be daddy's little girl

Now she needs help in this mean ol world

Buys cassette tapes in the bargain bin

Loves Carlene Carter and Loretta Lynn
Tries to have fun on a Saturday night
Sunday mornin don't shine too bright


Its welfare music
Watch the baby dance

To the welfare music
Will she ever stand a chance


Takes two to make three
But one ain't here
Still chasin women and drinkin beer

Says nobody understands how he feels
But that don't pay them monthly bills


Angry fat man on the radio
Wants to keep his taxes way down low
Says there oughta be a law

Angriest man you ever saw

Welfare music

Watch the baby dance
To the welfare music
Will she ever stand a chance


Baby dance circles on the floor
Round and round just like before

Baby fall down
Baby get up
Baby needs a drink from a ? cup


Its welfare music
Watch the baby dance

To the welfare music
Will she ever stand a chance (2X)