Straight from 12th grade into junior college
Buddy, buddy, buddy I passed my exam
They're making me a law enforcement person

Got me a gun and a badge, I'm a man

Radar Gun, Radar Gun


43 from where I was sittin'
30 miles an hour is the law of our land

Please remove your license, find your registration
And what is the name of your insurance man?


Radar Gun, Radar Gun
I'm makin' money and I'm havin' fun with my
Radar Gun, Radar Gun

With my brand new Radar Gun

You know our Sheriff William Buckburger

Says our mayor's got a master plan
A new post gun meets the cost of livin'
And one of them stoplights down on Grand


Radar Gun, Radar Gun
I'm makin' money and I'm havin' fun with my

Radar Gun, Radar Gun
With my brand new Radar Gun


Schedule 19 on a special election
Got our money problems right in hand
Droppin' them limits like a hot potato

50 down to 30 oh man, oh man

Radar Gun, Radar Gun

I'm makin' money and I'm havin' fun with my
Radar Gun, Radar Gun
With my brand new Radar Gun

Brand new shiny Simmons Radar Gun

Me and my partner go patrol car crusin'

on the parking lots at the shopping malls
Scanning those dashes, those mirrors and visors,
the little detectors that ruin it all

Johnny got one on an '86 T-bird,
Pull up slow just as close as I can
Milli-watt seconds on maximum output,

We'll dust that puppy with one small blast from my

Radar Gun, Radar Gun

I'm makin' money and I'm havin' fun with my
Radar Gun, Radar Gun
With my brand new Radar Gun