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[Intro: English Salesman, Riley Freeman]

Hope you don't mind, we made some tea
Allow me to introduce myself, I'm the bloke your stealing from
The name's Allister Rigby

But as far as you're concerned I'm Willy $#&@in' Wonka
And you're taking a %#@! in my $#&@ing chocolate factory
When I have to go to the dentist, I'm upset

When Liverpool beats Arsenal, I'm upset
But when some little %#@!
Decides to take-over one of the most profitable territories in the country

I'm beyond $#&@ing upset, I'm very $#&@ing upset
So, from now on, your under new management
You will work for me, and in return you'll receive an allowance

Allowance?
Yes, allowance
As in, I'm allowing you to keep 10%

And I'm allowing you to keep drawing breath on this earth
Now, you either get down or you lay down
What's it going to be sunshine?

(Riley's Monologue)
This wasn't no movie
The smart thing was to say yes, get up, and leave the room

But then I thought to myself, what if this was a movie?

[Verse 1: Riley Freeman]

Look, $#&@ you
$#&@ the plane you flew in on
$#&@ them shoes

$#&@ those socks with the belt on it
$#&@ yo gay $$# fairy !@$)got accent
$#&@ them cheap $$# cigars

$#&@ yo yuk-mouth teeth
$#&@ yo hair piece
$#&@ yo chocolate

$#&@ Guy Ritchie,
$#&@ Prince William
$#&@ the Queen

This is America
My president is black and my Lambo is blue, ^!$$%
Now get the $#&@ out my hotel room

And if I see you in the street I'm slappin' the %#@! out of you