I'm the mother-in-law
I sure am mad
The things said about me

Have all been bad
All he did was
Make my daughter sad

My no good son-in-law

He's gone all night

And he's got no job
Won't comb his hair
He's such a slob

Could find him on the corner
With the rest of the mob
My no good son-in-law


He sees another woman on the sly
When he said he loved

My daughter, how he lied
He's got no money or anything
Now the other day, he even

Hocked her wedding ring

He eats so much

That we've got no food
He's got no friends
Cause he's so rude

I just can't stand his attitude
My no good son-in-law


He sees another woman on the sly
When he said he loved
My daughter, how he lied

He's got no money or anything
The other day, he even
Hocked her wedding ring


He eats so much
That we've got no food

He's got no friends
Cause he's so rude
I just can't stand his attitude

My no good son-in-law

That bum

(That no good son-in-law)
Better find a job
(That no good son-in-law)

Can't see why she ever married me
(That no good son-in-law)
She oughta put him out, that's what

(That no good son-in-law)