I love my friends cos they've got no standards,
Morals or ethics in the quest for braggin' rights.
We take a plane to a foreign country,

Loaded with [booze] and a head of white lies.

Trust me, trust me, i'm a doctor.

Trust me, trust me, i'm a doctor.
I know, i know what i'm doing.
I know, i know what i'm doing girl.


(la la la, la.
La la la, la.

La la la, la.
La la la, la)


Numb and imune to my advances -
Calls for a plan of radical action.
We are a team here, and it's simple,

Back each other up when these girls ask questions.

Trust me, trust me, i'm a doctor.

Trust me, trust me, i'm a doctor.
I know, i know what i'm doing.
I know, i know what i'm doing girl.


(la la la, la.
La la la, la.)


[she hears what], what she wants to hear,
Yeah, whisper in her ear that anything could happen.

You'll never see this girl again, she'll just disappear,
No-one gets hurt and we all have a nice time.


Trust me, trust me, i'm a doctor.
Trust me, trust me, i'm a doctor.
I know, i know what i'm doing.

I know, i know what i'm doing girl.

Trust me, trust me, i'm a doctor.

Trust me, trust me, i'm a doctor.
Take me, take me back to your place.
Take me, take me back to your place.


Don't say "no sir" [that's not a reasonable] reason.
Don't say "no sir" [that's not a reasonable] reason.

Trust me, trust me, i'm a doctor.
Trust me, trust me, i'm a doctor.


Trust me, trust me, i'm a doctor.
Trust me, trust me, i'm a doctor.
Trust me.