the black keys:
i could take the pitchfork from the devil
keep a super suit like i'm incredible

from the deep, blue sea to the dark blue sky
i'm the baddest man alive
i'd grab a croc and i'd bite his tail

hack off the judge, and put a guy to jail
make the meanest woman break down and cry
i'm the baddest man alive

i'm the baddest man alive
i take no measure, i take no jive
sometimes i feel like i can fly

i'm the baddest man alive
i'm the baddest man alive


rza:
don't plan on being bad, but i'm bad beating #~!!@
my name pete thompson, and you knock on wood,

teddy bear hoops, i tell rise your hood
flashing macs on a cop, the way a gangster should
i snatch food from the top of a tiger

take a gasoline path and i walk through fire
bear hugger grizzly, suck milk from a titty
take the soldier hat from its head and use it for a frisbee

spit in the crocodile face, have a menage a trois, but two female apes
and sleep in the bad boy butcher knifes
i drank honey straight from the beehive

bungee jumping off the empire state butt-naked
promenade across the golden gate, butt-naked
with the baddest man alive, and i don't plan to die

when the drill peoṗle come i look all white and inside
i plus up in the face of the rich upper east
cause i'm a great white shark, they go and brush his teeth

i'm the man who stole the golden fleece
and i date rape you right in front of the peace
the baddest man alive and i don't plan to die


the black keys:
i'm the baddest man alive

i take no measure, i take no jive
sometimes i feel like i can fly
i'm the baddest man alive

i'm the baddest man alive