Paul:
She's a Perfect 10
But she wears a 12

Baby, keep a little 2 for me
She could be sweet 16
Bustin' out of the seams

It's still love in first degree

Jacqui:

When he's at my gate
With a big fat 8
You wanna see the smile on my face

And even at my door
With a poor poor 4
There ain't no man can replace


Both:
'Cause we love our love

In different sizes
I love her body
Especially the lies

Time takes it's toll
But not on the eyes
Promise me this

Take me tonight

Jacqui:

If he's extra large (paul: "that's me")
Well I'm in charge
I can work this thing on top

If he's XXL
Well what the hell
Every penny don't fit the slot


Paul:
All the anorexic chicks

The model 6
They don't hold no weight with me
Well 8 or 9,

Well that's just fine
But I like to hold something I can see


Both:
'Cause we love our love
In different sizes

I love her body
Especially the lies
Time takes it's toll

But not on the eyes
Promise me this
Take me tonight


Paul:
I bought a watch

To time your beauty
But I've had to fit a second hand


Jacqui:
I've bought a calendar
And every month

Is taken up by loverman

Both:

'Cause we love our love
In different sizes
I love her body

Especially the lies
Time takes it's toll
But not on the eyes

Promise me this
Take me tonight